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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Jul 2, 2012 19:25:06 GMT 1
hope it was a mains one lol
A dentist, young Doctor Malone, Got a charming girl patient alone; and, in his depravity, He filled the wrong Cavity- And my how his practice has grown!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 16:10:55 GMT 1
there was a young lady named Claire who had a magnificent pair or that's what I thought but I saw one get caught on a thorn - and begin to lose air
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Post by april13th1970 on Jul 6, 2012 18:44:02 GMT 1
There was a young lady called West With the first name of Natalie was blessed There was no excuse for the amount of abuse at her Twitter account . . . . @natwest
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 18:56:29 GMT 1
I DO love current affairs
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Jul 7, 2012 7:46:08 GMT 1
There was a young girl of Penzance Who decided to take just one chance. So she let herself go In the arms of her beau- Now all her sisters are aunts
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2012 19:10:39 GMT 1
Supporters of our Andy Murray deciided he'd win in a hurry, but there was a Swiis who hardly could miss, and made a Scot's night smell of slurry
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2012 16:13:34 GMT 1
There once was a man named Mcsweeney, who spilled some dry gin on his weenie, so just to be couth he added vermouth and then slipped his chick a Martini!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 19:00:19 GMT 1
A remarkable fellow named Jones could reduce any maiden to moans by technical knowledge he learned when in college of fourteen erogenous zones
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Post by april13th1970 on Jul 13, 2012 21:02:37 GMT 1
There was a politician called Piers who the voters reduced to tears The electoral body called him "Gay Noddy" cos he definitely had Big Ears
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2012 14:00:24 GMT 1
A wanton young lady from Frimley Repraoched for not acting quite primly, Said "heavens above I know sex aint love But it makes an entrancing facsimile".
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2012 16:25:12 GMT 1
There once was a bishop from Clyde Who fell in a privy and died, His brother, the vicar did likewise but quicker, and now they're "in-turd" (!!) side by side
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2012 12:22:21 GMT 1
A mathematician named Hall has a hexahedronical ball, and the cube of its weight times his pecker, plus eight, is his phone number - give him a call.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2012 12:43:33 GMT 1
there was a young lady named Hilda who drove out one night with a builder he said that he should that he could and he would and he did and it pretty near killed her
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Aug 10, 2012 12:48:41 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2012 22:25:35 GMT 1
There was a young tar from the sea Who screwed a baboon in a tree The results were most horrid All ass and no forehead Four balls and a purple goatee.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 15:19:47 GMT 1
It's not a limerick but there you go -
Mary had a little lamb You know all that of course She went to TESCO's for some ham and came back with a horse.....
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