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Post by mickyg on Feb 16, 2012 13:15:11 GMT 1
A fellow called Mick from Kinsale, Who wasn't exactly male, Found his "drive" wasn't channelised, So he got psycho-analysed, And now he can't get enough tail!
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Post by mickyg on Feb 17, 2012 10:31:14 GMT 1
An neurotic, psychotic, called Sid, Got his ego mixed up with his id, His errant libido, Was like a torpedo, And that's why he done what he did!
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Post by mickyg on Feb 20, 2012 10:10:00 GMT 1
The dick of a fellow named Randall, Fired sparks like a big Roman candle, He was much in demand, For the colours were grand, But his wife found him too hot to handle!
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Feb 20, 2012 10:24:19 GMT 1
On a maiden a man once begat Bouncing triplets named Nat,Tat, and Pat; Twas fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding: She hadn't a spare tit for Tat.
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Post by mickyg on Feb 21, 2012 12:48:34 GMT 1
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Post by mickyg on Feb 21, 2012 12:53:12 GMT 1
.....not quite a Limerick, but.........
God bless the wound that never heals, The harder you stroke it, the softer it feels, You can wash it with soap, you can scrub it with soda, But you'll never get rid of the old John West odour!
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Feb 21, 2012 15:37:40 GMT 1
There was a young girl from Sofia Who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said,"it's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher!"
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Post by mickyg on Feb 22, 2012 9:42:18 GMT 1
One for the ladies........
Holy Virgin, we believe That sinless, thou didst yet conceive; Blessed Mother, thus believing, May we sin without conceiving?
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Post by mickyg on Feb 23, 2012 9:55:19 GMT 1
It's always a pleasure in Lanc's, To go for a stroll out near Banks, One day in the grass, I stepped on an ass And heard a young girl murmur, "Thanks!".
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Post by mickyg on Feb 29, 2012 12:22:16 GMT 1
A young Bogside girl, name of Alice, Took a leak in a Catholic chalice, She said, "I did this, From a great need to piss, And not from sectarian malice"!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2012 15:51:56 GMT 1
let's revive this while the footy's off :-
There was a young man from St John's who wanted to bugger some swans "you can't" said the porter "instead take my daughter the swans are reserved for the Dons"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2012 17:43:42 GMT 1
When Karl gave a job to our Ian He said "the best buy is a free 'un It's not Lionel Messi Just more like a Jessie, Look out down the Prom and you'll see 'un
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Jun 26, 2012 7:33:58 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 15:18:23 GMT 1
There once was a lass from Madras Who had a magnificent ass Not rounded and pink as you probably think it was grey, had long ears, and ate grass
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Jun 27, 2012 14:09:28 GMT 1
A young curate, just new to the cloth, at sex was surely no sloth. He preached masturbation To his whole congregation, and was washed down the aisle on froth.
A forward young fellow named Tarr Had a habit of goosing his Ma;4 "go pester your sister," She said when he kissed her, "I've trouble enough with your Pa."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2012 13:35:40 GMT 1
From a crypt in the church of St. Giles came a scream that resounded for miles "Oh my goodness gracious" said Brother Ignatius "I forgot that your Lordship has piles"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2012 13:38:04 GMT 1
When Tangerine Ted talks of Gnasher He usually calls him a lasher, but Sherlock and Rob & the rest of the mob will rate him much more of a smasher.
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Jun 28, 2012 14:29:06 GMT 1
The last one should be Teds avatar
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Post by april13th1970 on Jun 28, 2012 17:39:49 GMT 1
There was a young man called Asok whose sexual antics were quite a His greatest wish was something smelling of fish sliding up and down on his c**k
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Post by april13th1970 on Jun 29, 2012 22:16:58 GMT 1
There was a young woman called Lussy Who was the most brazen hussy Her greatest desirw Was to sit by the fire And singe all the hair of her P***y
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Jun 30, 2012 12:16:48 GMT 1
why the **** have you seen some of the limericks on here lol
There was a young fellow named sweeney Whose girl was a terrible meanie. The hatch of her snatch Had a carch that would latch- She could only be screwed by Houdini
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Post by april13th1970 on Jun 30, 2012 14:49:15 GMT 1
There was a young fellow called Jock Who had the most humungous sock It was incredibly long And had a strange pong 'Cos he used it to cover his c**k
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2012 10:52:43 GMT 1
There once was a man from Bel Air who was doing his wife on the stair The banister broke so he doubled his stroke and finished her off in mid-air
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2012 10:54:54 GMT 1
I once knew a barmaid named Gail, on whose breasts was the menu for ale but since she was kind for the sake of the blind on her ass it was printed in braille.
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Post by april13th1970 on Jul 2, 2012 18:52:13 GMT 1
There was a young fella called Labbitt Who kept on wanking from habit His wife wasn't keen 'Til he stopped being mean And bought her a new Rampant Rabbit
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