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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Jun 27, 2013 10:01:11 GMT 1
Having read some of the threads on other forums and facebook and twitter it seems some of the tangerine army are on the brink of moving to Japan to see if they can join the air force as kamikaze pilots so here is a small survival guide to get through summer. 1. just forget about football full stop and enjoy the break 2. don't worry about what Karl and Owen are up to this could lead to you having to visit the doctors for non work related stress 3. Stop thinking about who is going to buy young tom, its going to happen one day so might as well accept the fact 4. under no circumstances listen to a sky source understands story or for that matter don't read the Daily Mirror, it will only get you hot under the collar 5. Stop trying to work out under which section of the pitch the transfer money is buried ( but if you want to find it try the areas where the grass has still not grown ) 6. We will have a manager at the start of the season this of course is subject to the name changing on any given day but somebody will be manager to ensure the players turn up on the right day 7. No point getting angered over our transfer policy the bench will be full for the first match, but bring your boots just in case 8. No Nile Ranger jokes you might live to regret them even now lol 9. Colour of seats is not important even if they do look like Everton third kit 10. enjoy the summer and relax, eat drink and be merry for the tangerine road show will return again in august
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Post by tangerinerob79 on Jun 27, 2013 12:57:51 GMT 1
I dont understand number 8? can you elaborate on this please Sherlock?lol
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Jun 27, 2013 13:24:57 GMT 1
swine
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Post by april13th1970 on Jun 27, 2013 17:43:33 GMT 1
Think I'll just go with a couple of Glaswegian protestants to explore an Egyptian River
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