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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Sept 28, 2011 18:36:18 GMT 1
Okay so after my last ones a while ago that freaked some members out i will try and keep this a bit more normal A ex girlfriend who wants to give her boyfriend the freight of his life for halloween by appearing upside down in his fire place when he comes back from work as they have split up for the sixth time in 2 years in their on/off relationship.. The girl is reported missing after 2 days by her family But the search proves fruitless -- that is until the once boyfriend returns from a 2 week holiday he has taken with his new girlfriend. on opening the door to his house he notices a strange smell coming from the fireplace. peering up the dark chimney, he notices the dead body of his ex girlfriend stuck halfway up the fireplace.
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Post by april13th1970 on Sept 28, 2011 19:05:00 GMT 1
Was her boyfriend a member of Take That who decided to "Relight My Fire" ?
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Sept 28, 2011 21:02:44 GMT 1
no he played in a doors tribute band his fav track "being come on baby light my fire"
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Post by april13th1970 on Sept 28, 2011 21:37:30 GMT 1
Actually sounds like a Darwen Award
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Sept 29, 2011 6:15:39 GMT 1
Darwin awards are funny for the simple reason that a couple of years later most turn out to be false lol.
still 2 more days to cast your votes then i will post the answer
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Post by april13th1970 on Sept 29, 2011 6:35:47 GMT 1
Yeah, but I said Drwen Awards, you've obviously never known anyone from just south of Blackburn
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Sept 29, 2011 8:55:11 GMT 1
Blackburn? is that a place
my excuse is it wa early in the morning and only one eye was open
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Oct 2, 2011 21:05:10 GMT 1
Its true
The woman was trying to get into the house of her on-again, off-again boyfriend. she decided to scramble up on the roof and descend into the house through the chimney to give him a scare.
Halfway down the chimney she got stuck, and with her boyfriend away there was nobody to hear her cries for help as she hung wedged in what would ultimately become her soot-caked final resting place.
Friends and family immediately began searching for her when she didn't show up to work, but nothing turned up until the boyfriend's return.
Upon entering the house, the house he immediately noticed an overpowering stench, and found the fireplace filling with -- and this is a technical term now -- corpse juice.
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Post by whitstabletangerin on Oct 2, 2011 23:24:09 GMT 1
I had an idea it was right, happened in America year or so ago , anyway as the only one who got it correct, can I ask if you will be shipping the prize down or do I have to collect.
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Oct 3, 2011 9:10:37 GMT 1
you will have to collect lol. been trying for years to get rid of the two tangerine seats from the old south stand lol
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