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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Nov 4, 2011 12:17:49 GMT 1
1.Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3.Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
4.Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7.Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8.Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
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Post by yenilira on Nov 4, 2011 12:22:22 GMT 1
My wife's favourite is,..... you've guessed - # 3. (Tin-hat time in our household!) YL.
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Nov 4, 2011 12:31:01 GMT 1
Same here, i try and get out of the way by going to the pub, but that seems to trigger numbers 1 through 8 for a whole day or two
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Post by april13th1970 on Nov 4, 2011 18:27:39 GMT 1
I usually get #9 . . . . . "Whatever"
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Post by yenilira on Nov 4, 2011 21:07:50 GMT 1
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Post by Ali on Nov 4, 2011 21:47:56 GMT 1
Best man used that at the wedding I was at last week................Funny thing was all the married people were in agreement with it loll, xx
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Post by tangerinerob79 on Nov 8, 2011 10:42:14 GMT 1
Number 2 , followed by the silence is deadly as you have know idea whats coming next! even though you know your right, in the end you have to back down and appologise as footy is on the box later and it clashes with Corrie! We all know who won really!!!
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