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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Apr 7, 2011 17:26:38 GMT 1
Phil Brown Shatters Masturbation World Record April 7, 2011 Global Associated News - It's official, Phil Brown is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Phil Brown achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Phil Brown remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Phil Brown is not your average masturbator. In an interview with Global Associated News reporters after the record setting event, Phil Brown was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Phil Brown said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
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Post by yeoldetangerine on Apr 7, 2011 20:18:49 GMT 1
You been smoking that funny stuff again, Sherl?
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Post by bigjohncraven on Apr 7, 2011 20:39:19 GMT 1
Phil Brown, First amongst equals! Really you could'nt make it up. Could you? Sherl your not pulling my.............. No Phil Brown is
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Post by Tangerine Sherlock on Apr 7, 2011 21:25:36 GMT 1
hey i just found it on the web don't blame me lol... do you honestly think i would waste my time writting anything about that end of the M55
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Post by yenilira on Apr 7, 2011 21:44:29 GMT 1
Well, actually - yes.
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